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A boss in the game; Terraria.
Plantera is a boss in which you have to find a bulb, pop it, die, die again,
and then repeat this until you have to travel ANOTHER 2000 BLOCKS JUST TO FIND A
STUPID BULB AND BUILD ANOTHER FRIGGIN ARENA. After this series of events, you decide to quit your game and rethink your life choices.
I DIED TO PLANTERA AGAIN FFS IM GOING TO FIND DONALD TRUMPS RIGHT NUT AND TAPE IT TO AN INNOCENT CHIHUAHUA'S FACE!!!!
The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!
The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
The best thing in the world
IDC what you say. Your mom just sucks at cooking if you think it's bad.
It tastes especially amazing when you put cheese in the middle and cover it with tomato sauce/ketchup.
"I hate meatloaf"
Die I hate you
The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES