GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.

Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.