and

The word that is banned in all English essays from ages 5-10

Teacher: Write about your day
Child: Today we went to the park AND we had fun AND we laughed
Teacher: No ANDS!
Child: Today we went to the park 'n' we had fun 'n' we laughed
Teacher: FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

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pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way