National cuddle a bear contented.
National cuddle a bear day tis be thine day whenith thou have to find a bearith, get butt ass naked and cuddle thine bear to your hearts contenten.
Bro 1: "Hey dude you know what day it is, right?"
Bro 2: "Monday?"
Bro 1: "Nah man its April 29th national cuddle a bear naked day!"
Bro 2: "I know just the guy...."