gasskelled

The act of one fingering one’s rear while showering and exclaiming to his peers that he is not in fact gay but is cleaning his chocolate starfish which apparently is not of a homosexual nature. He lies.

Heard you got gasskelled last night that’s banned

Townended

When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car

Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is