Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.

Vibekilla

Someone who not only doesn’t pass the vibe check, but ruins the vibe for other people too. A vibekilla forms from severe bullying in school for being a try-hard sweat, and carries that anger into later life.

Jennifer won’t let you go cycling? What a vibekilla.