CDI

1. An NAVAL term that is an acronym for "Collateral Duty Inspector".

2. A sought after job title in the U.S. NAVY.

3. Someone that has the authority to say that a maintenance task has been completed by using proper procedure.

4. The first person that Maintenance Control will try to hang when something is fucked up.

Hey Josh, did you CDI that tire change last night? Josh responds: Yeah why? Co-worker replies: Oh man.....you're fucked. Maintenance Control is looking for asses to burn, and you're their man today.

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Hammer

Another word for cock, dick, or penis.

1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!

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Shit Box

1.A total and complete piece of shit.
2.Basically, a pile of wreckage that the Navy keeps wanting to fly...even though it has more Maintenance hours than Flight hours.
3 See: C-130T

Hey Dave, are you ready to go out and work on that Shit Box 164997?

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Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

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