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The time that someone takes for the appearance to get ready
how long does it take for you to get ready? are you high maintenance?
10π 2π
in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.
we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.
23π 59π
when a maintenance associate is doing their actual duty.
"Manuel can maintenize like no otha motha when it comes to fixing things."
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An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.
"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."
89π 4π
When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next dayβs hangover.
Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..
Yoko: Thatβs why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.
Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.
When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.
Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!