bird's nest

Cockney rhyming slang for chest

"So, he slammed him in the bird's nest and did a legger."

11👍 24👎

lurker

Annoying people that never reveal their online presence when using IM software, preferring instead to appear AFK, or not there at all.

Andy: Is Carl on YIM? I want to tell him I'm sleeping in his spare room this weekend.
Me: No idea, the lurker's not on my list.

12👍 15👎

Scogey

The usually painful contents/part of your nostril that consist of equal parts bogey and scab.

Enormous great airway blocking solidified snot that's become part of a scab, and can't be removed without causing yourself considerable pain.

Wife: Stop picking your fucking nose!

Me: Ow! Shut up I've got a scogey that just -has- to come out.

1👍 4👎

legger

Legger = To run away from something hazardous or shifty.

A version of 'leg it' which means the same thing.

"Anyway, the evening after the night of intimacies with Sharon he ran into her boyfriend. Seeing the size of him, he did a legger."

32👍 8👎