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To arrive at a local event by any type of aircraft (helicopter, airplane) even though the destination is easily accessible by car, train, or even walking.
“You gonna take the train to the Barclays Center tonight?”
“Fuck that noise bro, I’m totally gonna airway myself there because i have disposable income”
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The airline company that put Snoop Dogg on its "no-fly" list.
Do I need an example for British Airways?
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Jet airways committed suicide in April 2019 after when they ran into huge debts. They used cost-cutting methods like making the seat look like a child has shat on it and eaten the leather, make sure the planes are to the lowest of quality because I mean like idc about safety, they used the 737 max which caused them to die even further and they sprayed air freshener and it smelled like Indian aunties letting their kids run around the cabin and scream the entire 8 hour flight. The cabin crew really didn’t give a shit on how the passengers were behaving, so do what you want. But jet airways died in April 2019 so unfortunately I can’t do anything unless if they activate Jesus mode and come back to life
Rip jet airways u will always be missed jk
British Airways are the flag carrier, and largest air line in the UK by fleet size.
British Airways crew have been stereotyped to work only two days per week, have the face of a horse and tell passengers to "fuck off" after any request, going so far as to hate Economy passengers for breathing
Air France crew: Oh you're British Airways, I thought I could hear somebody eating hay, how's you're hoofs?
Ba crew: Oh fuck off, go on fuck off
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This loogie of a town between Spokane and Fairchild, WA. Comprable to a shitstain on a piece of tissue-thin toilet paper left on the floor of a rest stop bathroom.
The speed limit drops from 55 to 35 in Airway and then opens back up on the other side. The only attractions are the two casinos, a gaming store, Yoke's, and multiple motels, pawn shops, and auto parts stores. If you're looking to get a 2001 Ford Ranger with 250,000 miles on it for $10,000 at 20% APR, Airway is the place to go.
The city motto is "Airway Heights: Come for the meth, stay because you sold your car for more meth!"
The best thing to do there is to drive through it. The second best thing to do is to watch all of the meth zombies walk around Walking Dead style while you drive through.
This is where all of the excess chemtrails from Fairchild ended up.
Bob: "Wow, is this some kind of Fallout simulation where they train the soldiers to fight after a nuclear war?"
Jerry: "no, this is just a good day in airway heights"
The absolute worst airline in the U.S. to fly, known for bad customer service and routinely fininsh in the bottom of US carriers for quality. They rank as the single-worst airline for on-time departures, baggage, customer service issues and friendliness of employees.
The current US Airways is called "The New US Airways" after it was purchased by classier America West Airlines. The merger moved its corporate headquarters from northern Virginia to Tempe, AZ. US airways has the worst record for on-time departures because its hubs cities are known for constant delays: Phoenix, Las Vegas, Charlotte, Philadelphia, Washington National, Boston and New York-La Guardia.
US Airways is the nations' 7th largest airline.
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Nitish Airways is a mock of British Airways. It's posh, elegant and classy. Not to mention hassel free. It's website is launching soon so you can book tickets online!
I love Nitish Airways, it's so hassel free!
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