Jannis

A jannis is a person who is just wonderful.
He has a very big heart for is friends and is there for you if you are in trouble .
He's just a great friend.
The only flaw he has is that he likes big old hairy men who oil up every now and then.

Person 1: hey i met my best friend jannis yesterday

Person 2: cool i heard he is a really cool dude

Person 1: yes he is but he needs to flirt with every hairy old man he sees. Thats a little bit annoying.
I still love him tho

dildo pigeon

The specific circumstance in which a pigeon gets hit by a flying object often identified to be a dildo (size may vary between 2 and 15 inches, the bigger it is the more likely it is to have joined its fellow dildopigeons in heaven)

Person 1: did you see, that pigeon got hit by a dildo. Its a dildo pigeon now
Person 2: yea just like your mom last night