Unicorn

Someone who tells crazy stories about when they were drunk or partying, but nobody actually sees them partying ever.

A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.

Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.

Unicorn- dude when I was with my boys, their so crazy, we got arrested for pissing on some guys porch, we were so drunk, i remember everything. I hooked up with an Asian chick, i was wasted.

You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn

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