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Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017


Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017


Bird Wings

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017

4👍 1👎


All Star

The greatest fucking song ever; made famous by Shrek

Hey now, you're an all star

by Dillonthesexybeast May 2, 2017

73👍 4👎