PIBS

Stands for Painful Itchy Butthole Syndrome. Hemorrhoids caused by ignoring the need for a re-wipe when experiencing MUBS.

Damn! These PIBS are so bad I can't even sit down.

Her PIBS were so bad her butthole looked like it was surrounded with tater tots!

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Obacalypse

The upcoming debacle of Borat Osama's presidency

I see the pinkos elected Borat Osama.

Yeah, the Obacalypse has begun.

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MUBS

Stands for "Moist Uncomfotable Butthole Syndrome." That feeling of discomfort between the butt-cheeks necessitating a re-wipe. If not dealt with, will degenerate into PIBS (Painful Itchy Butthole Syndrome).

No matter how much I wiped, I knew I was going to have MUBS later.

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