Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

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prius lane

The Prius Lane, aka the slow lane, where all the Prius drivers crawl for maximum MPG...

Wayne: "Why is the right freeway lane always so slow?"
Van: "Because it's the Prius Lane!"