brillionaire

A brilliant person who makes millions of dollars.

Why can't I think of something like that brillionaire?

Vedgie

A wedgie that lodges itself so deep into your vagina. (No Anal action needed to be a true Vedgie)

I was working out with my trainer doing lunges and I had to take a quick break to pick out the HUGE uncomfortable vedgie from my vagina.

When I ride my book, I sometimes enjoy the vedgie that appears and surprises me.

doilet

When you have to go to the restroom and you don't want to say you have to make #2, you refer to it as a doilet instead of a toilet.

My husband asked how long I'd be in the toilet and I responded, "No honey. I am going to the doilet."

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