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When the pussy smells like rotten cat food but you eat it anyway.
Your mom really served me up some fancy feast.
When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.
Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.
When you inadvertently get cum in the peanut butter AND jelly but make a sandwich and eat it anyway.
I fuckin' hate getting peanut butter in my jelly, reminds me of a Sticky Nicky.
When you blow your nose in a set of pussy lips.
Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.