chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

who ha hangover

The sore feeling in a women's vagina after a serious pipe laying. Like how muscles feel after an intense work out.

I think my organs got moved around last night during sex. I'm suffering from a who ha hangover.

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉