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The CoVid

When you Quarantine inside her for 3 months after a global Pandemic strikes Earth

Guy 1: Broooo... I thought I'd last 3 minutes but I did the CoVid
Guy 2: Fucken Oath Brahhhhhh

by DingoAteMyKids June 23, 2020


Common sense

Something that a lot of people don't have or had but now lost it as of the 21st century after people like Lil Pump became famous and Lil Tay

When someone fails to use their brain and they don't understand the simplest things and then they check that it's 2018 and they shrug it off because it's now normal to not have common sense

Grandma: Look at how fat you've become

Me: Nigga look at you

by DingoAteMyKids October 12, 2018


Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago

E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?

by DingoAteMyKids August 31, 2019