yobamakeamos

1) When the physical and spiritual entities of Barack Obama, Yoda, Keanu Reeves, and Thanos take hands in extreme bondage.

Me: “woah, Billy, what’s that!”
Billy: “you don’t know... that a YOBAMAKEAMOS!”

Thumbus

When ones genitalia is in similar promotions to ones thumb.

A person with a thumb-sized pee-pee

“John was concerned that when he transferred to his new school people would call him a straight up thumbus.”