granola

1. Tasty treat made by General Mills. (noun)
2. Yuppie that lives in Boulder, CO and goes hiking all the time, often thinking he is God. (noun)

"Do you know that new guy?"
"Yeah, he's a pot-smokin' Internet trippin' GRANOLA who makes a wild crack pipe."

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squale

colloquiallism used to indicate to others a need to flee when law enforcement draws near.

Squale! The pigs are out to arrest another non-white person and put him in jail for shit that a white person would not even get stopped for! Fuck the police!

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hizzo

place, house.

"yo we be up in this hizzo"
"that hizzo was tight"
"theres gona be a get together at my hizzo"

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shazam

to signify that someone has just dissed someone out.

if the disser goes "yo mama so fat, when she turns around its her birthday" (or any other kind of diss)

you say "SHAZAM!"

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the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

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dingus

another word for a spaz.
NOTE: a dingus is NOT a stupid person, because a dingus is someone who can make you laugh by doing stupid THINGS, but they are not stupid people. a stupid person is an idiot. idiot and dingus are different.

(your friend is rocking back and forth on their chair and it topples over, thus flinging them across the room)

you say "dude, you're such a DINGUS"

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repugnican

an American fascist.

Trent Lott is a real repugnican.

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