dire

abbreviation for diarrhea. The result of something that infuriates you becuase it is so stupid or corny in a kind of inexplicable way. ie. couples that take pictures of themselves kissing and post them on facebook, tear-jerking commercials, the movie Garden State, Uggs, adolescent livejournals.

"this elevator music is really giving me dire."
"Oh my God, that girl's outfit is giving me massive dire!"

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zooz

zooz is teh sex! a person that is orgasmic since they're so nice and cool and hawt

That guy is a zooz *wink wink*

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