stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

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Poot

a sound to describe dissapointment, or a sound to describe when your not expecting something bad. eg. being unexpectedly shouted at

Mum: sorry kids we cant go to the cinema today
kids: poot

Girlfriend: how are u today babe?
Boyfriend: JUST STOP TALKING TO ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!
girlfriend: poot!

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your mom

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

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