trumperbate

The act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming Twitter.

Verb: Donald Trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the Twitter world when he "appreciated" the congratulations for the massacre in Orlando.
Noun: Hey, did you see Trump's big trumperbate last night? He must have bust all over his small hands.

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