Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
You don’t mind it when they stay, but you’re not too sad when they leave.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

Zoo

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.

“I saw a loaf in one of the cages at the local zoo. It was bread in captivity.”