vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.