Spine Custard

See "spinal fluid"

Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'

Sticky Witwicky

A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers

Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time