eaglehawk

Literally the most autistic thing any human could possibly think of.

Bro this guy is so autistic... well yeah no shit! Its fucking eaglehawk!

Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.

Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”