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Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 19, 2021