Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.

"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."

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chuggin gigabytes

The act of mastering everything in the Internet. People who have chugged enough gigabytes tend to get flirted with by smokin' hot womanfolk.
Everyone that has chugged gigabytes successfully are either champin', hunkin', but usually both simultaneously.

"When you're the guy who's the kind of guy that loves to be inside the Web, and doesn't take crap from anything unless it's the splash of a cyberwave, then you're chuggin gigabytes."

"Too much chuggin' for one champin' player! Require more giga RAM!"

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