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Uncrustable

When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank

I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 22, 2016

2👍 7👎


Bloey Joey

When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.

Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 17, 2016

6👍 11👎