Uncrustable

The best damn food ever made. A massive amount of peanut butter and honey piped into a bread pocket.

Peanut Butter and Honey Uncrustables ftw!

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Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

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Uncrustable

When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank

I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"

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uncrust

not being crusty
(ugly, gross, and crusty)

yo dude the girl i saw tonight was so uncrusty she had the biggest tits iv ever seen.

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Uncrustables

The most superior form of food. No other food can surpass the pure greatness and convenience of this majestic crustless god.

Damn I need some lunch, good thing i have uncrustables waiting for me, the only food i can truly depend on to satisfy my appetite.

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uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

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uncrustable

An unsatisfying, extremely processed sealed crustless sandwich made by Smucker's that takes away all the "hassle" involved in making a sandwich.

"Man, I want a PB&J so bad right now! But I just don't feel like making one. It's so much work! I know! I'll have an uncrustable!"

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