Peekaboobs

When she has surprising large breasticles and you weren't expecting it when she revealed them.

Mindy, took off her shirt to reveal her rather larger sweater puppets. I thought she was a b cup. She had them D cup peekaboobs.

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

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