Fs With Bs

Short hand for Friends with Benefits

yeah, they're on the Fs with Bs circuit now, keep it on the D to the L

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snouble

a backtoback sneeze, happens often enough but may lead to the dreaded SNIPLE

"achoo, achoo"
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"God Bless you Squared my friend, a fine snouble you had there"

Don O'Tropoly

An email sent with automatic do not reply, from a certain Donald O'Tropoly (sounds Irish?)

DONOTROPOLY@yahoo.com keeps sending me messages but when i email him back, he keeps sending the same thing and never responding to my questions! what a Dick

wait, Don O'Tropoly; i know that guy- he emails me all the time too!

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Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get

Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping

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Table Scrapping

To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.

Man, Frank has really been hanging with some dawgs as of late. I saw him with a girl last night- he is totally table scrapping!

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Office Eyes

A motion of the eyes, looking for a camera that isn't there after exchanging words and/or another type of interaction with someone.

Based on the characters in the show "The Office", most the Jim character who often looks for the lens after speaking with his Boss Michael.

Michael: Jim, if this is it for me…promise me something…host the Dundies…
Jim: "Office Eyes" to camera