Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack

Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.

Ripon

A little bitch simp who turns his back on the boys in time of need

Bruh stop being a Ripon. I hate bitches.

Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.