Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Spooky Poet

Spooky Poet is basically the same as goth. They're people usually between the age of 15 - 25 who dress mostly in black and color their hair (usually black or purple). They're usually very pail and hang out in packs to protect themselves from ridicule. They dress like this as a way of coping with being either a little creepy, nerdy or just plain awkward in their teenage or young adult years. This condition is usually just a phase. They enjoy reading, poetry, music, dungeons and dragons, star wars, twightie, etc.

The Cure concert was a Spooky Poet fest.

Check out the Spooky Poet with the knee high doc martens and black lipstick, nice purple hair, Casper.

Making a Sandwich

Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.

"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'