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Spooky Poet is basically the same as goth. They're people usually between the age of 15 - 25 who dress mostly in black and color their hair (usually black or purple). They're usually very pail and hang out in packs to protect themselves from ridicule. They dress like this as a way of coping with being either a little creepy, nerdy or just plain awkward in their teenage or young adult years. This condition is usually just a phase. They enjoy reading, poetry, music, dungeons and dragons, star wars, twightie, etc.
The Cure concert was a Spooky Poet fest.
Check out the Spooky Poet with the knee high doc martens and black lipstick, nice purple hair, Casper.
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Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.
"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."
The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".
After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty."
Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.
Liberal Coma is the state of political unconsciousness. Time frames for this condition varies but usually only last until the individual grows up and has to actually face reality. When people have suffered or are in a Liberal Coma they are very idealistic or unrealistic about the world they live in. Often when these people either have to support themselves or have children they begin to wake up from this coma. Some never wake up.
Veronica woke up from her Liberal Coma when she saw her unemployed, single-mom neighbor pull into her driveway with her new car, one of her babies daddies and the groceries she just purchased with food stamps.
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The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
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Sloppy Knee is when someone's knee is needlessly violating your personal space. Guys who have this notion that their package is bigger than it is usually have Sloppy Knee. This condition happens when people are just too damn oblivious and/or relaxed. Also see; Sloppy Elbow.
I tried to shift into 5th gear but Uncle Charlie's sloppy knee was draped over the center console.
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Making a Sandwich is code for jerking off,spanking the monkey,rubbing one out, etc. It is often used when someone asks you what you've been doing but would rather not express to the world that you were in fact playing with yourself. The expressing is usually followed by a quick wink and maybe a nod.
"Hey Jason, where the hell have you been? What were you doing?" ..."Just making a sandwich." 'wink'
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