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When a mans ballsack is whiter and alot larger than his cock.
Danny was very pleasing with his tongue, i was very disappointed when i found out that he was an Albino SackDaddy.
Where you cum inside a chick, let it go hard, remove it and put it around your house as a scented candle.
Went over to Marty's house last week, he must do some freaky shit because he had mandles all around his house, smelt nice though!
This is a game to be played at home with your friends, 3 or more people.
Everyone starts by jizzing into a central cup, everyone writes there names down and puts them in a hat. you than leave the cup in the centre for a couple of hours.
Later that evening a name is drawn out of a hat, whoevers name it is has to drink the cup.
The name comes from when the person insists they didnt put there name in and they should just redraw.
I was at giles house the other night and we played The Triwizard Cup, thats the 5th time i have lost in a row!
When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.
Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!
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When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.
Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.
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When your girl is riding you from on top and she bounces a bit too high so you line your throbber up with her brown eye causing her momentum to force her onto your flesh flute.
My missus wasnt keen on analsex, so i gave her the old Australian anal