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When she wonât let you cum on her face so while youâre blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you donât cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking youâre done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.
Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldnât let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.
Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other peopleâs anusâ.
Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!
Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....whatâs a Festive Sage????
Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!
Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!