barbie

When somebody you know is being a primadonna, high-maintenance, pseudo-diva over insignificant things. A non-gender-specific generalization, but an especially powerful definition to describe MEN who are being whiney and needy.

The husband: You didn't get chips when you were at the grocery store?! Honey, the guys will be here any minute for the game!
The wife: OMG there are pretzels in the pantry! Stop being such a barbie!!

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marching band

the most underappreciated team in any school.

a group of students who practice as many hours or more as any other team. A team expected to have every movement, head to toe, in precision while playing an instrument to a complex score by memory and moving across the entire football field forming perfect imagery all while wearing the most ungodly uncomfortable uniforms. and other than a claims by other members receive no recognition other the negative stereotyping

I've put more time and effort into perfecting my music, choreography, and technique then all of my classes combined yet no one even acknowledged our marching band won the state championship

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