Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.

Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!

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Brown Spoke Rim

Another clever adjective used to describe the anus due to the fact that its appearance resembles a rim with little spokes radiating outward from the center.

Dude! Last night I dented her Brown Spoke Rim!

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