HeMASP

Hetrosexual Male Anglo-Saxon Protestant

In a lot of places, a HeMASP (Heterosexual Male Anglo-Saxon Protestant) committing a crime against anything but another HeMASP is grounds for extended sentences

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Tug Boat

Running a tug boat means to have 3 men no more and no less than that, tugging one out (masturbating) in a horizontal line side by side all facing one chick and blowing your load all over her.

"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yeah she looks like she needs a good tug boat ran on her."

"Well boys hope you are ready to tug one out, let's fuck up that pretty face of hers."

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Replyphobia

The fear of sending content into a group message where nobody laughs or replies.

Fam, please send something back in the group chat. I have replyphobia.