Nick Wheeler

Lead guitarist for The All-American Rejects. He enjoys playing naked lazer tag with Pete Wentz, Britney Spears, and Kermit. He also can be found at any local bar, smoking a J and picking up chicks, who he takes back to his homestead on his rainbow vespa. Rumor has it he is engaged to his left hand. They have been going steady for about 25 years. He has an obsession with Muppets, and he never leaves the house without his flat iron and a mini bottle of hair gel that he keeps in his purse at all times. He currently resides in Destin, FL where he and his left hand made a mud hut on the beach.

The word Nick Wheeler is used to discribe any guy who wears lace up jeans and button up shirts.

That guy is SUCH a Nick Wheeler.

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