Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

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Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked

Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!

October 23

Just a random day with a random theme that nobody cares about

Tomorrow is October 23

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Star six seven

A condom for prank calls

Lets call the dealer but star six seven so we don’t get in trouble.

Area 51

Area where your junk is located

I hate it when dogs always sniff Area 51

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#2pisspiles

When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same

There’s an instance of #2pisspiles in the bedroom upstairs.

Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING