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The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.

I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022


Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020


The Bullshitvic Revolution

The revolution started by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris which involves America adapting to communist ideas, wearing 2 masks at the same time, and passing stupid tax bills (which btw, are stupid)

Bro the bullshitvic revolution is so retarded, I wish I voted for trump!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx March 3, 2021

6👍 6👎


nahfalafagus

A planet made up by moriah Elizabeth, where candy grows out of the ground which is covered in snow. Much like candyland

What did I say? Nahfalafagus?

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 5, 2022

50👍 2👎


Steek

A girl or boy that knows that lauren slaps and slays

My name is Andrew but I’m still a steek

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 15, 2019


phone diaper

A diaper for ur phone

When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 12, 2019


string of pearls

Someone who is extremely hard to please

I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 5, 2019

3👍 9👎