When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didnât feel like having a threesome
A doctor that studies your moms
That girl suzie needs a urmomologist
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When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it
How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!
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Procrastinating by doing work for another class, instead of the class you should be doing work for. Itâs a better way to procrastinate, and you still get to avoid the work you donât wanna do
Logan: yo did you see the hw for English, itâs gonna take like 5 hours to do!
Aaron: fuck that Iâm gonna do work for calc, at least I can tolerate that
Logan: damn you proclasstinating
Aaron: at least Iâm not goofing off playing the sock game
A Travis Scott song that middle schoolers are obsessed with
My students: Fein fein fein fein fein
Me: Iâm tired of hearing about Travis Scottâs horrible song fein