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Someone who is extremely hard to please
I really want a boyfriend but it’s hard to find one since I’m a string of pearls
Getting slingshotted to Vietnam for committing crimes against humanity
You killed my friend on among us, vietnamed!
Nicki Minaj should have won a Grammy the other night
When the teacher was out we made phone diapers cuz we were high and didn’t feel like having a threesome
A doctor that studies your moms
That girl suzie needs a urmomologist
The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
The place with the world’s best tacos
Me: yk what I miss the most about sachem east, the tacos
Ava: ion like the school tacos
Me: WHAT???!!!! They’re literally the number one thing I missed about Merrimac Bc the ones at sequoya we’re shit