crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

57👍 167👎

Glustony

When one is aroused by food or my involving food during sex.

The girl was filled with glustony when she realized a frozen hot dog could also work.

Squigglyboop

(VERB) When one has drunken sex

I got wasted last night and squigglybooped this chick.

2👍 1👎

Jack in a Box

When you masturbate inside of a box

I wanna Jack in a Box.

2👍 7👎