Emory Goggles

1. The distortion of a male Emory undergraduate student's perception of the opposite sex.
2. Automatically raises a girl's looks by 3 points on the 1-10 scale.
3. Extremely devastating when combined the affects of beer goggles.

Disillusioned Freshman: "Wow I have seen at the most 5 attractive girls in the first 2 months at Emory."

Seasoned Frat Brother: "No problem bud, time to put on those Emory Goggles.

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Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...

Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!

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