Shizzle

Shit, but for retards

Mark: Oh Shizzle! I got the question wrong! ):
Person 2: Shut the fuck up mark your iq is below 30 you fucking stupid ass rat.
Mark: ):

Sick Sagma

When you make an epic sagma joke

Person 1: Yo gangy, I made a sick sagma
Person 2: What did you say
Person 1: I told him, "I was gonna sagma", and he said, "Whats sagma?", and I said, "SAGMA BALLS OVER YOUR FACE"
Person 2: Do you sagging your balls all over other peoples faces?
Person 1: Yes💯

Maxwell

Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.

Person A: Maxwell is hot
Person B: Slay

3👍 2👎

Barry Strittmatter

A cute gay boy that loves his discord kitten and spends his day gaming. He somtimes puts penut butter on his penis and allows his dog to lick it off. He loves calling his kittens and is called a discord man hore.

I, Barry Strittmatter, am not fond of the black people.

Conshy

A town in Montgomery County, Pa aka Conshohocken. Its a gated white suburban neighborhood.

Person 1: bro me and my brothas are finna try and make it outta conshy
Person 2: its a white suburban neighborhood. the only thing you tryna get outta is debt

5👍 1👎

Gregimeter

Something so small, its 1 million times smaller than an electron. Only used to measure gregs dick.

Greg: MY PENIS GROW 1 GREGIMETER YAY!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up gigger