T.V. Telepathy

That ability that certain people have where they change the channel on a show during the commercial, and turn it back just in time for the show to come back.

Guy 1: "Yo, John. Turn the channel back. My T.V. Telepathy is telling me the show is back on."

Guy 2: "No way, man. It's only been a minute."

(Three minutes later)

Guy 1: "Way to go. We missed who the killer is."

Guy 2: "Sorry I didn't trust your T.V. Telepathy."

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