Shotnot

The exact opposite of shotgun "Shotnot _____" is called when a person wishes to not claim an object or to perform an action that several people do not wish perform and only one person can perform. In order to call a shotnot, one must say "shotnot ____" and place their index and middle fingers, so that they are together, on the side of their nose (kinda like a salute, see illustration). Everyone else wishing to abstain from the action or object must say "shotnot" and place their fingers on their nose. The last person to say shotnot is the loser and must do the action or collect the object.
Note: fingers are placed on the nose so you can actually see who was last, so there won't be arguing about "i said it/you didn't say it"

-Shotnot changing grandma's diaper!
-shotnot!
-shotnot!
-Shotnot! damn. Where's grandma?

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Shotgun

1. The front passenger seat of a vehicle.

2. "Shotgun _____" is called when a person wishes to lay claim to an object or to perform an action that several people wish perform that only one person can perform. After "shotgun ____" is called, an opponent may say "shamble" in an attempt to gain control of the shotgunned object/ action. In order to prevent the shotgunned object/ action from being shambled, the original shotgunner may say "shotgun _____, no shambles" making it so the desired object/ action cannot be shambled. However, if the original shotgunner neglects to add "no shambles" to the end of the shotgunning phrase, the original shotgunner and the challenger must compete in a best 2 of 3 game of rock paper scissors. This decides the final winner of desired object/ action. Shotguns that have been shambled cannot be shambled for again.
See also: shotnot

1. If Tommy wouldn't have sat shotgun, he would not have been impaled by that telephone pole when the car crashed. Poor Tommy.

2. a) -Shotgun the tv!
-Shambles!
*rockpaperscissors*x3
-Damn, I should have said "no shambles". Now I'm gonna miss my soaps.
b)-shotgun eating the last piece of cake, no shambles!
-fine, i didn't really want it anyway *cries*

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